a blonde girl and a white girl walk into a thinly veiled misogynist joke
(via rycbthefandomsarecoming)
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANETSo to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
I don’t like make up but this is fucking awesome!
(via chrisfuckingpine)
Tumblr made me love Peter more than I already did, by far the best face character
(Source: xxbecstarrittaxx, via 221badwolfstreet)
NOT SURE IF DESTIEL IS COCKLES’ FAULT OR COCKLES IS DESTIEL’S FAULT
Both sweetheart..BOTH
(via celestial--assbutt)
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
(via madisonmorgenstein)
i present to you my mother
If you didn’t cut last night, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t purge last night, I’m proud of you.
If you ate something last night, I’m proud of you.
If you calmed yourself down during an anxiety attack, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t let the bullies get to you, I’m proud of you.
If you stayed alive for another night, I’m proud of you.
(via iwannaliveinabigbluebox)
(Source: alegbra)
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO. NOW.
im not even kidding right now do you know how many hours i have wasted trying to find this goddamn thing holy shit
“Why did god take my butt Sam? It wasn’t a gradual thing my butt just walked off.”
I’M JUST SHRIEKING HERE
i think i peed myself
(Source: noelfisherismygod, via live-love-harry-potter97)
THIS IS AMAZING.
ohmygod!!!
This means that
is
and
is
IT GOT BETTER
….shit
Honestly, I thought the best one was the comparison between River reviving The Doctor with her regeneration energy kiss in “Let’s Kill Hitler” and whatever it is that Rapunzel does in the movie (I’ve never seen it) that involves kissing the prince and all those golden spirals of light.
(Source: bellsofsaintjohn, via tennants-rose)
